Intervention: just say no
This is an intervention for:
those who still search their iphone with their index finger, guys wearing uggs, church-goers using terms like 'touch' 'birthing' and 'skin on Jesus', people who hold their cell phone on speaker phone in the car (this is not "hands-free"), people who put apple stickers on their PC, those who order an extra wet cappuccino (this is called a latte), those who ask strangers to watch their stuff while they run to a coffee shop bathroom (what am I gonna do about it), whoever keeps buying Nickelback albums...
....STOP!
#becauseweloveyou #doesnthavetobelikethis #imafriend
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Who else needs an intervention?