These kids today and their:
- skinny jeans
- epic fails
- lacking knowledge of Tommy Boy or Chris Farley
- video games
- social media (okay, I like that one)
- Jersey Shore
-  waning respect for printed books
-  flat billed hats
- sushi
- high “connection” without face-to-face relationships
- iPads (jealous)
- Justin Beiber, Kardashians, Lady Gaga, and other “celebrities”
- energy drinks
- autotune
- boat shoes (and other styles I am too old to ‘pull-off’ now, but would if I could)
- hooking-up
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